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WHO IS JOSE 'CHILLE' DECASTRO

Jose Maria DeCastro (aka Chilto, aka Chille) Decastro, the self-proclaimed Constitutional Lol Scholar, First Amendment auditor and full-time legal enema, is a character so wrapped in irony, he's practically magnetic. Despite a criminal history that reads like a menu of misdemeanours with a side of felonies. Chille is so deluded he looks in the mirror and sees the next Rosa Parks or Nelson Mandela staring back at him. He completely embodies the Dunning-Kruger effect; so clueless, he's convinced his ability to turn Nutella into dog poo with his magic Sarah Jessy Raphael glasses it qualifies him to lead a global movement for change.

The once ‘Black Power Ranger’ has a penchant for testing the limits of the police and he maintains a curious interpretation of the First Amendment. Chille often finds himself in the unique position of auditing police officers with the confidence of a cat who knows he has nine lives but has forgotten he's already used up eight and a half. He screams “I am Press!”, “ I am a Constitutional Law Scholar!” or “I sue Police!” as he starts his “Audits” encroaching on their space offensively insulting officers calling them pigs! 

His recent adventures in Las Vegas have started with deluded enthusiasm but alas have ended with Chille sporting a pair of silver bracelets he calls “torture cuffs” and a trip to the grey bar hotel! According to Chille he makes money selling “legal documents” that are not worth the indestructible paper they are printed on!  Top of his document list is the “Trifold”, which is essentially 3 columns of misguided dribble.

 

DeCastro, insists he doesn't have a criminal record despite a rap sheet longer than a holiday wish list. In one misguided Dunning Kruger incident, Chille attempted to argue his way out of a speeding ticket by claiming he was actually helping the police by testing the limits of his indestructible Trifold. "That officer is a PIG!" he recently stated, with a straight face, to a courtroom. The judge, not willing to put up Chille's petulant performances, just threw him in jail for 180 days! The internet couldn't help but chuckle… I mean laugh till their sides split. Chille’s criminal record is a smorgasbord of offences including stalking, protection orders against him, no driver’s license, no registration, fraud, excessive speed, eviction, and criminal threats!

Who is Chille?
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IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT

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HE REALISED HE WAS A FUCK-UP

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Constitutional lol scholar inspiration

Imagine this: one day, you're scrolling through the endless digital cornucopia of the internet, and you stumble upon a video. It's Chille Decasto, the First Amendment Auditor, self-proclaimed Constitutional LOL Scholar and Sovereign Citizen, who, with the finesse of a confused pigeon wandering into a chess game, manages to turn every mundane legal encounter into an uproarious spectacle of misguided bravado. Inspired? Absolutely. You see, Chille, with his unique blend of constitutional citations and wild conspiracy theories, has shown you a path so untrodden, it's practically overgrown. You decide then and there to live by the Chille Decasto mantra: "Why simply walk through life when you can cartwheel, wearing neon pants and juggling rubber chickens?" And so, armed with nothing but a shaky understanding of the law and an unshakable confidence in your own interpretations, you set out to make your mark, one bewildered public servant at a time. Who needs a court jester when you can be your own spectacle of sovereignty?

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CHILLE WON'T STOP ROY TAXING HIS SPHINCTER!

Convicted 1A Auditors and Sovereign Citizens must have camera equipment confiscated 

Any idiot confusing 'travelling' and 'driving' can never own a car or sit in a vehicle front seat!

Convicted 1A Auditors and Sovereign Citizens must be banned from ALL Social Media Platforms.

Convicted 1A Auditors and Sovereign Citizens must be required to redo GED Certificates

Convicted 1A Auditors and Sovereign Citizens cannot represent themselves in any legal capacity

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